How tall are you?

5’11” on a good day and when the humidity is above 30%.

What do you do?

Tell stories. Sometimes through journalism, sometimes through comedy. Always with style and pizazz.

Are you available for work?

Yes, that’s why this site exists.

What was the first time you did stand-up like?

It went great! Once I got that first hit of being the center of attention for an extended period I knew this was the profession for me.

Have you ever bombed on stage?

I generally try to avoid bombing. But there was a time at a Brooklyn open mic where I went third to last and was just telling jokes to a disgruntled emcee and the two remaining comics who hit the drink minimum and didn’t want that money to go to waste.